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today when I got coffee my total came to $3.11 and i was like haha investigate 311 and the barista laughed politely

Computers are terrible. But at least they let you be miserable while making really good money.

welp guess I'll take this assessment test tomorrow and see how unqualified at my own job I am lol

someone please tell me if shinobi ever got his revenge

Not enough people talk about how Falcom Sound Team jdk whips ass

โ€œEdward Snowden is โ€ uhhh lol peace my friend *slowly fades into total transparency*

sorry you can only bill 40 hours for this period and 60% of that goes to paying for worthless health insurance

lol christmas contractor furlough + insurance payment paycheck ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

nothing like taking on more obligations to other people for no fucking good reason in order to keep yourself alive

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NIGHTMARE ZONE

Nightmare Zone is a Mastodon instance for people with Poison Brain.