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someone please tell me if shinobi ever got his revenge

Not enough people talk about how Falcom Sound Team jdk whips ass

โ€œEdward Snowden is โ€ uhhh lol peace my friend *slowly fades into total transparency*

sorry you can only bill 40 hours for this period and 60% of that goes to paying for worthless health insurance

lol christmas contractor furlough + insurance payment paycheck ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

nothing like taking on more obligations to other people for no fucking good reason in order to keep yourself alive

If I hadn't gotten married almost immediately after my dad died I'm 99% sure I would've domed myself by now

I'm seriously about to scrap a perfectly fine working truck all because I haven't had any time to put the front suspension back on it for the past two fucking years because of my stupid STUPID fucking job and life FUCK this is driving me insane

I don't want to see the stupid fucking rabbit woman on my timeline anymore, thank you

Pal I'm sure it's great being smartso mcbigbrain and all but not everybody is up there with you

Love it when people cry about how the future sucks and web UI's are garbage and everyone should just use CLI tools cause it's not that hard!!!! meanwhile over the span of three jobs none of my coworkers with literal "software engineer" in their title have been able to wrap their baby brains around anything that didn't have clicky buttons on it

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Nightmare Zone is a Mastodon instance for people with Poison Brain.