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Love it when people cry about how the future sucks and web UI's are garbage and everyone should just use CLI tools cause it's not that hard!!!! meanwhile over the span of three jobs none of my coworkers with literal "software engineer" in their title have been able to wrap their baby brains around anything that didn't have clicky buttons on it

"After an awful ownership experience with my Mercedes, Iโ€™m planning to replace it with an LR4 (L319) or Range Rover Sport (L320) and couldnโ€™t be more excited. "

extremely dark laughter

My large son, the cat, is getting antibiotics for a respiratory infection and gets a date with an x-ray if he doesn't perk up in a few days

Time to kick in the new year right, by taking my sick cat to the vet

๐Ÿ‘จ "So what languages do you like to program in for fun? :)"

I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say me

machine learning to detect anime & homestuck avatars and automatically block

I considered using computers but holy shit the computer community is atrocious

He's currently obsessed w/ michael jackson and refuses to go outside without his red 'beat it' leather jacket we got him for christmas so like hahaha kid, you're not really in a position to be lecturing me on masculinity

My kid is doing that PINK SOCKS ARE FOR GIRLS thing right now and I keep trying to negate him by telling him that look dude, if you can wear them and they fit then they're for boys too

Also consuming more than 150 calories in a day might help as well

I'm in a real funk lately and I should leave my house

I keep forgetting that the zoomer experience is that computing & global networking are ubiquitous now

Meanwhile I remember the massive divide and huge cost & barrier to entry of all of this shit in the '80s and '90s

six months ago: federation is the future of the open and free internet

now: uhhh we need to ban the bad software platform

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