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this toot is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who fight against injustice and corruption every day of their lives

Love it when computer smarty-pants know absolutely nothing about how a car works

and i'm proud to be on the internet
where balls are filled with pee

Met a mom at an event last night with my wife and she said their family is having an โ€œoff yearโ€ down here from NYC and her husband has a recording studio in Manhattan and I couldnโ€™t stop staring lasers directly into her head

slipping my therapist a 20 under the table so he'll give me access to the secret "expert mode" emotions

Everyone loves the classic "Marijuana", so get ready for the release of "Marijuana Gold"

it must be a slow night because there's four county sheriff's cars out here and they spent 20 minutes making him do the walking tests when he was obviously super fucked up before finally hitting him with the breathalizer and cuffing him

big shout out to the poor guy who just got DUI'd in front of my house

*on my deathbed* I should've taken... more time... to... to leer... at my wife... my wife's ass...

I want to get my balls removed and also every other part of my body

heyyy uh

quick reminder

ESR took a cool counterculture and got his shitty right-wing UNIX ideology all over itโ€”he's not just a bad person, he's a exceptionally bad historian and you shouldn't take his word for anything, the jargon file that he "curates" reflects nothing like an actual 70s/80s programming culture.

here's a pre-ESR jargon file for reference:

lol the guy doing that whole tweet thread about Google+ and his time at Google sounds like a real insufferable dickhead to work with

my internal voice for the last week has been death from the english dub of symphony of the night

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